The pictures speak for themselves

NOTE: These pictures are completely candid.
No items within them were manipulated in any way.

This is my dad's office.


This is my mom's office.

Dad's office, view 2. (Notice the neatly arranged santa hats on the window seat.)

Mom's office, view 2.

Dad's closet. Every shoe in place.

Mom's closet. I think a few of the shoes found their matches.

And then there's me: the product of order and chaos.

I certainly have the clutter angel on my left shoulder and the tidy angel on my right.

This begs the question: What will my closet look like in twenty years?
Will all of my santa hats be in a row? Or will my spouse mistake my office for an area under FEMA's jurisdiction?

Only time will tell.