Dear women who sit on the couches in the restroom and eat lunch,

Do you really find it appetizing to sit in a small room whilst tons of people traipse past you to use the facilities?

If you're trying to find a quiet place to eat, I suggest . . . anywhere else.

If you're trying to get away from people, maybe you should just eat in the corner.

If you're lonely, let me know. We'll sit down and chat. OUTside the restroom.

If you're trying to gross me out and make me self-conscious, you're doing a great job.

Sincerely,

Lynne